My child is always saying things out of the blue that have me rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL). Here are a few I posted on FB:
*I’m faster than a cheetah on the highway.
*Mom, if a boy is chasing me and trying to get me I will kick him in the penis!
That's my girl!
*(while running around the house) Mama, my brain is on fire! I’m trying to air it out.
*Make $100 because I have $40 and I want an American girl doll so bad that I'm going to throw up if you give me one.
We were able to avoid any projectile vomiting.
*Mom, I have a rip in my butt.
Do tell.
*My underwear is holding my butt down.
LOL!
*I'll give you a dollar if you make me dinner.
I swear, I do feed my daughter.
*Mom, I think I'm starting puberty. See, my boobs are starting to grow!
Oh good heavens!
*If I see a rogue wave made out of money I'm running towards it!
Me too, baby. Me too!
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